1 day agoM3GAN ReviewThe hottest film to come out in the supposed God-forsaken month of January: M3GAN, a film about a killer doll with a pretty solid fashion sense is here to slay its way into your heart (metaphorically and literally). …M 3 Gan4 min readM 3 Gan4 min read
Sep 23, 2022BULLET TRAIN ReviewLike the eponymous locomotive it takes place on, BULLET TRAIN, the latest from America’s best action director of the late 2010’s and early 2020’s David Leitch, is a knowingly sleek and fast action flick. While based off a novel written by Kotaro Isaka, Leitch finds the film’s true inspirations in…Bullet Train4 min readBullet Train4 min read
Aug 25, 2022BODIES BODIES BODIES ReviewGive BODIES BODIES BODIES this: they really know how to fill a room with some of the most annoying people you could find in a Twitter group chat and make their blood-drenched accusations and barbs ring with intensity and comedy. With that oh so cool A24 backing, a cast of…Bodies Bodies Bodies3 min readBodies Bodies Bodies3 min read
Jun 11, 2022BECKETT ReviewPolitical thrillers are a little too clean nowadays. Our main characters typically have a sort of coolness or suavity naturally attached to them and for the most part audiences can relax knowing that they know that the main characters will know their way out of sticky situation. BECKETT, from director…Beckett3 min readBeckett3 min read
Jun 2, 2022MEN ReviewAirbnb's don’t get much worse than the one found in Alex Garland’s MEN, the latest psychological mind-boggler from the man who finds comfort in digging into his character’s usually unhinged psyches. In the likes of his previous works such as ANNIHLATION or EX-MACHINA, Garland found the literal and metaphorical horror…Men3 min readMen3 min read
Apr 27, 2022MORBIUS ReviewThe Film Gods, hearing everyone beg and plead for the next great vampire comic book hero to arrive onto the silver screen, finally delivered as the plucky heroes over at Sony brought to life the heroi- wait? Oh, he’s not a good guy!…In the comics at least…Oh, okay…so he’s a…Morbius4 min readMorbius4 min read
Mar 5, 2022ANNETTE ReviewProbably the second weirdest film of 2021 — TITANE, thanks to its sweet sweet car lovin’, takes the cake — ANNETTE barges into cinemas (or on your TV if you catch it on Amazon Prime) and gleefully showers the audience in its weirdness. A brainchild stemming from the imaginations of…Annette3 min readAnnette3 min read
Feb 24, 2022NOBODY ReviewSerious question before watching NOBODY: do you think you could take Bob Odenkirk in a fist fight? For me, it’s hard to say, as the closest I’ve ever gotten to a fight is saying something mean about someone’s mother, and the idea of fighting a 50-something actor who specializes in…Nobody3 min readNobody3 min read
Feb 14, 2022THE TRAGEDY OF MACBETH ReviewAfter about a couple of thousand years, the wheels on Shakespeare adaptations are surely running the risk of running down its tread. While I’ll save my grievances towards the Great Bard for some other article down the road, it’d be hard for me to talk down on the man’s staying…The Tragedy Of Macbeth5 min readThe Tragedy Of Macbeth5 min read
Feb 9, 2022WEST SIDE STORY (2021) ReviewOn the mean streets of 1950’s New York City, among the roving groups of dancing and snapping street gangs, prolific all-timer Steven Spielberg finds his paradise. Unlike a majority of his later day works, which mostly placed the director near the self-serious area of filmmaking (ie THE POST, LINCOLN, BRIDGE…Steven Spielberg4 min readSteven Spielberg4 min read
