Apr 2INSIDE ReviewOh, art. Ain’t it a beautiful thing? Through the objective fact that almost anything created in the name of art can become subjective is both a blessing and a curse to the creator and the audience. What the creator sees as engrossing and thought-provoking could be viewed through an audience…Inside4 min readInside4 min read
Mar 1ANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA ReviewIn a weird way, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has wrought upon me a number of tantalizing existential questions that few other movies have. Namely: What’s this all for? What is the point of any of this stuff we see happening to our characters onscreen? Oh, a big bad guy wants…Mcu4 min readMcu4 min read
Feb 2SKINAMARINK ReviewThere’s something wrong with the house found in Kyle Edward Ball’s SKINAMARINK. In fact, there’s something wrong with practically everything residing in the house too. Seemingly dragged from the dredges of the micro-budget indie corner and thrown into the mainstream world proper, SKINAMARINK manages to do a lot with a…Skinamarink3 min readSkinamarink3 min read
Jan 29M3GAN ReviewThe hottest film to come out in the supposed God-forsaken month of January: M3GAN, a film about a killer doll with a pretty solid fashion sense is here to slay its way into your heart (metaphorically and literally). …M3gan4 min readM3gan4 min read
Sep 23, 2022BULLET TRAIN ReviewLike the eponymous locomotive it takes place on, BULLET TRAIN, the latest from America’s best action director of the late 2010’s and early 2020’s David Leitch, is a knowingly sleek and fast action flick. While based off a novel written by Kotaro Isaka, Leitch finds the film’s true inspirations in…Bullet Train4 min readBullet Train4 min read
Aug 25, 2022BODIES BODIES BODIES ReviewGive BODIES BODIES BODIES this: they really know how to fill a room with some of the most annoying people you could find in a Twitter group chat and make their blood-drenched accusations and barbs ring with intensity and comedy. With that oh so cool A24 backing, a cast of…Bodies Bodies Bodies3 min readBodies Bodies Bodies3 min read
Jun 11, 2022BECKETT ReviewPolitical thrillers are a little too clean nowadays. Our main characters typically have a sort of coolness or suavity naturally attached to them and for the most part audiences can relax knowing that they know that the main characters will know their way out of sticky situation. BECKETT, from director…Beckett3 min readBeckett3 min read
Jun 2, 2022MEN ReviewAirbnb's don’t get much worse than the one found in Alex Garland’s MEN, the latest psychological mind-boggler from the man who finds comfort in digging into his character’s usually unhinged psyches. In the likes of his previous works such as ANNIHLATION or EX-MACHINA, Garland found the literal and metaphorical horror…Men3 min readMen3 min read
Apr 27, 2022MORBIUS ReviewThe Film Gods, hearing everyone beg and plead for the next great vampire comic book hero to arrive onto the silver screen, finally delivered as the plucky heroes over at Sony brought to life the heroi- wait? Oh, he’s not a good guy!…In the comics at least…Oh, okay…so he’s a…Morbius4 min readMorbius4 min read
Mar 5, 2022ANNETTE ReviewProbably the second weirdest film of 2021 — TITANE, thanks to its sweet sweet car lovin’, takes the cake — ANNETTE barges into cinemas (or on your TV if you catch it on Amazon Prime) and gleefully showers the audience in its weirdness. A brainchild stemming from the imaginations of…Annette3 min readAnnette3 min read
